I love to interwebz and my passion ignites others. All-knowing Google is onto this. This is an actual screen shot. No Animals or Photo Shop were harmed in the making of this.
According to random people on the interwebz, I’m described as a big engager (big mouth?), intelligent, compassionate, having great taste, an introducer of new things such as TV shows and music, and witty. According to the Urban dictionary, witty is described as “being clever and funny, making funny quips off the top of your head. Witty people are clever and cool. Hang out with them.” You’re welcome.
I take my work very seriously and seriously make it fun for others to work with me.
Endorsements:
“Holy shit, this is good.” – President of a big Publishing House.
“I just sat through an hour comedy show and you made me laugh more.” – Talent Booker for one of America’s most beloved Late Night Comedy shows.
M Mallory stands for:
Honesty, honesty, and more honesty. Absolutely refuse clients whom I don’t think I can garner excellent results for or don’t have a passion for. Everyone knows this and trusts me because of it.
M Mallory hates:
Anything and anyone without a hard edge and anything or anyone who is boring. Hate anything commercial, cheesy, or Hallmark-y. A prime example is Justine Bieber whom I’ve hated since first sight. I’m an early adopter.